Humorous Wedding Speech Delivered by the Best Man -- Wedding Toasts Ro

Humorous Wedding Speech Delivered by the Best ManGood evening, Ladies and Gentlemen. number one of all, Id like congratulate the groom (bridegroom) on a very enjoyable speech - which has raised the expectation of my speech to a take aim that I cannot possibly hope to fulfill now. Thanks for that Now I know Im expected to say this but it really is an applaud being Johns best man. Hes a very popular person with many close friends, so when he asked me to do this job I was extremely pleased and very proud and I hope he remembers that sentimental moment just as well as I do. Wed been having a few drinks in Bournemouth one Saturday night, when John stumbled over towards me, belched a couple of times, put his arm around my shoulder and said, Jason, Im getting married in May as you know, and I suppose Ive got to ruin someones day, so Id like it to be yours. My mind immediately turned to the speech. So in preparation, and yes this was prepared, I asked John and Sabrina for a complete list of everyone present, broken down by age and sex. But, looking round, I cant see anyone who isnt. (Laughter)What an excellent venue this is though, and seeing these two fami take a breathers together is an interesting experience. I can sure enough see where Sabrina got her brains and good looks from, and John his limitless capacity to eat and drink. John is able to mix beers, wines and spirits with considerable ease and c... ...too Sabrina. For its no lie to suggest that John recollections are often triggered by memories of food. If you ask him a question, like remember that day we played golf in the thunder? hell come back with oh, that day we got ham, egg and chips in the club house. To bring things to a conclusion, Id like to thank you all for your attention. And if anyone hasnt yet bought John and Sabrina a wedding present, I hear that they need a new shower rail for the bathroom. The last one, according to John, just fell off like they do. Ladies and gentlemen, please join m e in a toast to the happy couple, John and Sabrina. I know youre going to be great together - God bless you and good luck to you both.